DEDICATED TO ALL SOFTWARE ENGINEERS.....
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.
The car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said : "I think a rod broke. We can check the rods."
The Chemical Engineer said : "The way it sputtered at the end, I'll don't think it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank."
The Electrical Engineer said : "I think there's a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry."
All three turn to the Software Engineer and said : "What do you think?"
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The Software Engineer said : "We shall get out of the car and get in Again!"
If you are having a bad day....remember it could be worse.......
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE.....do you agree???.
** FINE **
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
** FIVE MINUTES **
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
** NOTHING **
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begins with nothing usually ends in fine.
** GO AHEAD **
This is a dare , not permission. Don't do it!
** LOUD SIGH **
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she think you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for meaning of nothing)
** THAT'S OK **
This is one of the most dangerous statement a woman can say to a man. That's OK means she want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for the mistake.
** THANKS **
A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.
** WHATEVER **
Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
** DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'VE GOT IT **
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3 and THEN YOU RUN !
To warn men about arguments, you can avoid if you remember the terminology cause you know it's true.
My March holidays to HongKong was relaxing and fun. We went shopping and sightseeing and eating. Wanted to post more photos but....it look kinda the same as this is my second trip. The last time I went with SKSS.. This time, daddy and mummy and my brothers, we go free and easy. Uncle Vincent came along too. We enjoyed the trip. Visited DisneyLand and got about 10 mugs for my friends. Mum say she'll come back again.
We took the tram up to the Peak and same time visited the wax museum. Kinda interesting too. Took many photos with the stars. Had a hearty lunch of Burger King at the Peak.
Who's this??? Keep quite la....don't tell them. Let them guess....
Surely everyone knows him...
A day in DisneyLand...
Night fall in DisneyLand..magical with the fireworks and cool air..
Walking the streets of HongKong....
